[Ren is here to ruin everyone's normalcy just like he did in canon]
i mean, people do say that sort of thing about me a lot ( -_・)? but i would've thought most people would think about strategy and tactics when they fight big monsters otherwise they'd probably get eaten really quickly ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌
Well, I can see why! 〣( ºΔº )〣 And I suppose that's true...you aren't being attacked right now though right?! That'd be a really bad time to message me at!
i was going to video and then i remembered i wanted text shitposts
not right now, no i'd have it on video chat if we were being attacked so i wouldn't have to use my hands for anything (✿´ ꒳ ` ) but for now you just get this unless you want to see my fancy robot piloting suit ☆⌒(*＾-°)v but i could just send a photo of that anyway
I mean, I'm fine with just this! In between attacks, of course...I can't believe I'm saying that lol When I went to go see some friends off I caught a bit of it. Those suits are something else! I might be too embarrassed to picture wearing one myself.
i guess it kind of depends how long it takes us to get out of range, too... i'm surprised i still have reception (。･o･｡) also does that mean you'd be less embarrassed to picture me wearing one i'm flattered (✿˘艸˘✿) but that just makes me want to find a way to get you into one~
That's true, isn't it... But no way! I've worn all kinds of things, but I don't think something like a cat suit would fit someone like me at all! It's much more suited to someone nimble like you, I think.
if you have a nice figure, then what's wrong with it? ☆(>ω・) but it's nice to know you've paid that much attention to mine too~ in fact, i'll even give you a present for being thoughtful ヽ(´ω｀○)ﾉ.+ﾟ*｡:ﾟ+ hold on
[It may not be very hard to tell what the "present" is going to be considering Ren's suggestion earlier, but about a minute later, Ryuu gets a picture of Ren in the "catsuit". A picture which is conveniently shot from as far down as his arm can reach, which results in it basically being right under his butt and facing up to where Ren has one hand held in front of his mouth like he's blowing a kiss, hair half pulled into a bun that lets the rest trail down. Last time Ryuu might've had a chance to see something like that, Ren had a bunch of tails covering that area, but now it's way too clear he has far more butt than anyone as skinny as Ren has any right to.]
how's my idol posing~? [Other than the fact that the low angle somehow has him maintaining that "about to step on someone" impression.]
[ god, it's really like having someone with yuki-san's sexiness and momo-san's outgoing nature meshed into one person. no wonder he's been extra weak since the start. and having re:vale as his seniors really only marginally prepared him for a sudden plugsuit butt shot in his inbox. flustering all the way to the tips of his ears, he turns the phone right around for a good long second. is... that even okay to look at?!
sure, it was meant for him, but.
butt. ]
In our line of work you get used to comparing guys' figures! I mean, not in a weird way! It just happens?! Um
[ catch him sending these as individual texts to push the picture up a little faster. ]
[It's times like this where Ren kind of wishes he'd video called so he could see Ryuu's face, because he can definitely imagine the kind of face he's probably making considering how easily he flusters. Sadly, he'll have to save seeing any faces for after he gets back into the city.
Also, the individual texts thing is kind of a giveaway about the flustering, so that helps.]
saying it like that makes it sound like you don't think mine is anything special (◕︿◕✿)
[Ren actually hates being put on a pedestal, but boy will he make dumb silly remarks about people not being complimentary enough at the same time.]
well, i "perform" too, in a way~ ( ´з｀)ﾉ⌒☆ did you think i couldn't do it?
[ how does one properly explain that he wasn't trying to pay any special attention to an ass without making that ass seem lesser for the effort. (spoilers: you don't.) ]
It's kind of like neutral ground, you could say! So please don't think of it as me seeing it as inferior...
[This is the kind of easy trap shenanigan Ren excels at, though it's slightly less of a payoff when he can't actually see Ryuu trying to puzzle his way around the conundrum in person.]
are you sure |x･`) if you don't have anything nice to say about it then it doesn't sound like it was that special...
[Is he trying to trick Ryuu into complimenting his butt for the sake of his own amusement? Maybe.]
[Ren can just about picture the face that would be coming with if he'd said it in real life, and it's probably good this isn't a voice call, otherwise Ryuu would hear him failing to conceal his laughter about the earnest straightforwardness of that comment.]
you did it~ thank you (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ you have a nice butt too ☆⌒(*’艸＾*)
Also, there are a thousand tasteless jokes Ren could probably make about that comment, but he decides to spare Ryuu that for today in recognition of his efforts.]
oh, so you do want people to pay attention to it, then (✿´ ꒳ ` ) should i take some pictures of it next time i see you~?
oh, i'm enjoying not getting weird attention for stuff here too ＼| ￣ヘ￣|／ going right back to modelling it seems weird if you wanted a break, though... but i'm no gossip, you know~?
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You're being attacked by giant monsters and you're talking about tactics...
You're kind of amazing, you know that?
i just realised i wrote video in the first top instead of text, gj me
just like he did in canon]i mean, people do say that sort of thing about me a lot ( -_・)?
but i would've thought most people would think about strategy and tactics when they fight big monsters
otherwise they'd probably get eaten really quickly ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌
it's good i got u
And I suppose that's true...you aren't being attacked right now though right?! That'd be a really bad time to message me at!
i was going to video and then i remembered i wanted text shitposts
i'd have it on video chat if we were being attacked so i wouldn't have to use my hands for anything (✿´ ꒳ ` )
but for now you just get this
unless you want to see my fancy robot piloting suit ☆⌒(*＾-°)v
but i could just send a photo of that anyway
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When I went to go see some friends off I caught a bit of it. Those suits are something else! I might be too embarrassed to picture wearing one myself.
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i'm surprised i still have reception (。･o･｡)
also does that mean you'd be less embarrassed to picture me wearing one
i'm flattered (✿˘艸˘✿)
but that just makes me want to find a way to get you into one~
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But no way! I've worn all kinds of things, but I don't think something like a cat suit would fit someone like me at all!
It's much more suited to someone nimble like you, I think.
[ . . . ]
Is that too much to say
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but it's nice to know you've paid that much attention to mine too~
in fact, i'll even give you a present for being thoughtful ヽ(´ω｀○)ﾉ.+ﾟ*｡:ﾟ+
hold on
[It may not be very hard to tell what the "present" is going to be considering Ren's suggestion earlier, but about a minute later, Ryuu gets a picture of Ren in the "catsuit". A picture which is conveniently shot from as far down as his arm can reach, which results in it basically being right under his butt and facing up to where Ren has one hand held in front of his mouth like he's blowing a kiss, hair half pulled into a bun that lets the rest trail down. Last time Ryuu might've had a chance to see something like that, Ren had a bunch of tails covering that area, but now it's way too clear he has far more butt than anyone as skinny as Ren has any right to.]
how's my idol posing~? [Other than the fact that the low angle somehow has him maintaining that "about to step on someone" impression.]
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sure, it was meant for him, but.
butt. ]
In our line of work you get used to comparing guys' figures!
I mean, not in a weird way! It just happens?!
Um
[ catch him sending these as individual texts to push the picture up a little faster. ]
That said, you can pose really well...
[ hm. ]
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Also, the individual texts thing is kind of a giveaway about the flustering, so that helps.]
saying it like that makes it sound like you don't think mine is anything special (◕︿◕✿)
[Ren actually hates being put on a pedestal, but boy will he make dumb silly remarks about people not being complimentary enough at the same time.]
well, i "perform" too, in a way~ ( ´з｀)ﾉ⌒☆
did you think i couldn't do it?
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[ how does one properly explain that he wasn't trying to pay any special attention to an ass without making that ass seem lesser for the effort. (spoilers: you don't.) ]
It's kind of like neutral ground, you could say!
So please don't think of it as me seeing it as inferior...
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are you sure |x･`)
if you don't have anything nice to say about it then it doesn't sound like it was that special...
[Is he trying to trick Ryuu into complimenting his butt for the sake of his own amusement? Maybe.]
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It's not that I was trying to say it wasn't nice
So... how to put it...
Being polite isn't helpful at all in this case, is it.
Sorry.
[ the wheels are very much turning. ]
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i won't judge you for saying what you're thinking~
[He's really just going to keep fishing until he sees if he can get Ryuu to actually do this, because he's terrible.]
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[ as terrible as ryuu is hardheaded, apparently. ]
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since you said you weren't trying to be mean about it (〃´ﾉω`〃)
[Direct tactics enacted...]
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and a huge delay between responses.
okay. OKAY. he knows what he ought to say, he just has to work up the nerve to do it! ]
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you did it~
thank you (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
you have a nice butt too ☆⌒(*’艸＾*)
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Oh! Thank you...
I worked pretty hard on it.
[ ryuu. ]
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Also, there are a thousand tasteless jokes Ren could probably make about that comment, but he decides to spare Ryuu that for today in recognition of his efforts.]
oh, so you do want people to pay attention to it, then (✿´ ꒳ ` )
should i take some pictures of it next time i see you~?
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But my physique is pretty important, so...
I don't need more pictures!
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there's no shame in wanting some attention for it
does that mean you have pictures of it already |･ω･｀)
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[ someone please give tsunashi ryuunosuke's ass a day off. ]
That said, I may have done some modeling...
But the ad hasn't been released yet! So please keep it a secret, okay?
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going right back to modelling it seems weird if you wanted a break, though...
but i'm no gossip, you know~?
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